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I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy crap,” the guy replies. Punxsutawney Phil weighs about 20 pounds and is 22 inches long. Groundhogs day is February 2nd every year. Punxsutawney Phil, the official groundhog of America’s largest Groundhog Day celebration (and co-star in the hit movie Groundhog Day), … He was having a bad lair day! I bet you don't know what day this is, said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door.
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The boy saw that the tarmac was dirty, and was worried that the cat would get sick if it kept drinking the water.
Supposedly, that means an early Spring.
The cat was trying to drink water that had spilt on the tarmac near it. On this page, we have added the best, funniest and most viral groundhog day jokes from all over the Internet.
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